Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

Bou Beater

A man who frequently beats his wife and is generally bald.

The shameless bou beater was arrested last night

by meyourdad February 6, 2021

Bread beater

A male rubs penis on bread till he cums, then female eats it

Male: You want some bread
Female: yes
Male: what do you want on it

Female: bread beater
Male: squirt

by Bread beater June 3, 2021

Harri-benate

The act of going MIA(missing in action) for a minimum of two weeks and just popping out of the blue to argue about football or to ask if there's a new survey update

After zipper died, a lot of the memeber of the cents platform harri-benate die to lack of purchasing power

by Gee.wee September 2, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin

This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.

by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021

Bootyhole Beater

When you try to fist someone's ass hole but your fist is too big.

Man, you're a bootyhole beater.

by One guy who is chillin' November 11, 2021