Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

Bearded Men

Men with bears who are either really sexy, or likes other men. Goes by the name Dalton and kisses dudes is the locker room.

Bearded Men are just like Lil Nas X.

by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022

Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.

"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020

The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

milky beard

(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.

I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.

by sky ^ November 5, 2010

carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017