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The J Balvin is when you do a handstand in the bottom of your drained local city pool, naked, and someone jumps off the high dive head first into your ballsack/vaginal area. If done at a city pool outside of your local area, it’s rather referred to as a Paul McCartney.
I just J Balvined at the city pool and everyone thought it was pog.
J Balvin by bigshidder November 4, 2020

jack balling 

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling
jack balling by lakieta April 11, 2008

Wallaby Balling 

The homosexual variation of kangaroo balling that involves two gay males.
Ben and Raymond recently engaged in wallaby balling last week for extra credit.
Wallaby Balling by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Ear Balling

Similar to “eye ballingsomething as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.
Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”
Ear Balling by CraigoD April 14, 2011

master balling 

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.
"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."
master balling by CommonFound January 1, 2012