Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008

Bahtpar

A chinese bitch. Can also refer to any female person and/or persons being a bitch.

That bitch at the chinese food place screwed up my order. She's a real bahtpar.

by Marvin And Christina!!! February 24, 2008

bahcii

The Philadelphia-originated codeword for "dome", "head", and "oral sex".

Guy 1: Yooo man, I was on last night and this girl gave me mad bahcii.
Guy 2: Was she bad dawg?
Guy 1: She was bad as shit.

Guy: Ay, what's up with the bahcii?
Girl: What the fuck, I just did it this morning!

by tlev May 20, 2009

Bahooey

Someone or something that is or is acting crazy.

Wow.. Stop being so bahooey.

by Expresser August 21, 2016

Bahamondes

1. (N) A last name of a famous soccer player Frasisco, Bahamondes

2. (N) a last name commonly in Spanish family's

3. (N) it means 'underworld' or 'beautiful world'

1. You know Francisco, Bahamondes the soccer player?

2. Teacher: "what's your last name again?"
Me: "bahamondes"

3. We live in a bahamondes

I wonder if we go to the bahamondes when we die?

by r3v3nger January 5, 2017

Baher

A bitch ass hater

You a fucking baher you always own me you twak hoe.

by Vallam Jousena October 29, 2017

Bahb

I am Bahb it is a nickname for Robert pronounced exactly like Bob that I created as a New Style Player my alias is Fireman Bahb cause the world is on fire and together my New Style Players we will put the fire out.

Have read Gonna Be A Better Day by Fireman Bahb?

by Bahb October 17, 2018