Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
Get the Smokey Baconmug. A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
Get the Bacon numbermug. When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
Get the Shitty Baconmug. by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020
Get the Bacon Headmug. person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed
by bacon when the November 2, 2021
Get the bacon when themug. Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012
Get the Bad Baconmug. by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Kentucky Baconmug.