Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012

beef mountain

a very tall and muscular person

That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.

by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .

by Coita June 24, 2016

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 2, 2015

Beef Bunker

When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.

“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar”
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho”

by Gferda October 16, 2023

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018