keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.

"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."

by SeaBat June 10, 2006

silly bean

A light hearted way of telling someone they have been a bit stupid.

a. "Do you mind if I speak to you another time, im a little bit busy."
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".

by Lauren Turner October 17, 2007

Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.

Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009

Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 06, 2006

flung bean

Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.

Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?

Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.

by smitty760 June 28, 2011

whole bean

adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).

"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."

by oldspanish April 10, 2014