a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
Get the fruit batmug. when a boy/girl (usually used for a boy) goes off to a dark room to talk on the phone with thier girlfriend/boyfriend when they are supposed to be hanging out with thier friends.
by Patrick Gabe August 26, 2005
Get the bat cavingmug. When a person puts their nose in the crook of their elbow of their batting arm in softball. This stance gives the effect of intimidating eyes to the pitcher and acts as a hilarious distraction to the rest of the team!
Mid-life Crisis Guy: "Hey, look Vampira is up to bat"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"
Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"
Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"
by Ann(|) November 10, 2010
Get the Vampire Batmug. A. A Penis.
B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.
C. A female bat (flying mammal).
B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.
C. A female bat (flying mammal).
A. I'm going to whip out my bitch bat and screw her brains out.
B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.
C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.
C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
by celesguy1 May 22, 2007
Get the bitch batmug. Urban legend. A domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. Doubles as a chastity device and rape deterrent.
I was going to take advantage of the passed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.
by NeoProg June 15, 2010
Get the crotch batmug. by BleakVoid May 13, 2005
Get the spork-batmug. using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic
College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!
College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011
Get the Corking the Batmug.