a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic
College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!
College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
by phenomenalphalanx February 19, 2011
when a boy/girl (usually used for a boy) goes off to a dark room to talk on the phone with thier girlfriend/boyfriend when they are supposed to be hanging out with thier friends.
by Patrick Gabe July 30, 2005
A. A Penis.
B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.
C. A female bat (flying mammal).
B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.
C. A female bat (flying mammal).
A. I'm going to whip out my bitch bat and screw her brains out.
B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.
C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.
C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
by celesguy1 May 08, 2007
Urban legend. A domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. Doubles as a chastity device and rape deterrent.
I was going to take advantage of the passed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.
by NeoProg June 13, 2010
When a person puts their nose in the crook of their elbow of their batting arm in softball. This stance gives the effect of intimidating eyes to the pitcher and acts as a hilarious distraction to the rest of the team!
Mid-life Crisis Guy: "Hey, look Vampira is up to bat"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"
Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"
Manly 3rd base woman: "Wtf is she doing LOL"
Janine: "Shes got a Vampire Bat...Go Bella!"
by Ann(|) November 08, 2010
by BleakVoid March 18, 2005