Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

National Ask your Crush Out Day

On December 10th, you have to ask your crush out.

hey dude, its national ask your crush out day! you know what that means

by bentleyboi December 9, 2020

<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>

<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>

<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Ask

Typically a description of a very handsome and cool induvidual that evrybody likes

"Oh your such a Ask"

by Æsk October 11, 2018

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

ask-snus

ASK-snus is said to be the offspring of 3 Notorious Madmen, dwelming in their lair by the shore of the Aura river, coctail-izing a snus so formidable that even the Swedish crown has made speculations in the possibility of a conquering of Åbo.

ÅÅÅh, fyy faa-an! Ask-snus!!.... den första är så jäävlah goo!

by KasparovsKnight December 6, 2016