True asian

The best asian there is. Eats rice and destroys math. If bullies treat the true then he will uses his martial arts to destroy the bullies. Inferior people do not matter to this man.

Person 1:"Have you seen the true asian?"
Person 2:"Yes, he is a higher being"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

tropical asian

Someone who looks sort of asian and sort of not

Taylor lautner is tropical asian

by babehcakes December 2, 2013

asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men

hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch

by messedupdan March 27, 2015

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

asian doug

creepy asian kid that phototbombs youre snaps

Look at this beautifull landscape ... and theres asian doug again... every time

by AsianDoug326696 July 29, 2017

Asian Sniper

When you jizz in someone's eye from across the room because you come from afar.

好的吧u度 也和坏人 的大将 好多好多好多 Asian sniper 记得减肥

by Mp8q April 18, 2018

eggy asian

One of those farts that you just can't explain how grim it smells. The type that makes you lose your appetite for a month. Committed by those wo really don't give a shit about others.

Omg mark just pulled an eggy asian in English!

by fartgal1 November 11, 2019