Angrygasm

(v). When someone is getting completely angry over a small, pointless subject. Symptoms include a red face, hard breathing, and the urge to kill.

"Billy is having an angrygasm because he lost a game of Chutes & Ladders to Kyle. The guy needs to shut up and get over it."

by JDK_X April 29, 2010

angry red moustache

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010

angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar

Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is

by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009

Angry pomeranian

A angry pomeranian is known as Katsuki Bakugo, boom boom boi, dynamite, lord explosion murder, and daddy.

Person A: Dude I'm inlove with an angry pomeranian.

Person B: oh you mean katsuki Bakugo

Person A: yes

by ikinyoonbum December 27, 2020

Angry Monkey

When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.

So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.

by Lord Stanley April 22, 2009

Angry Rahoi

when someone gives u a handjob and they grab your dick until it turns purple and explodes into nothing but a purple dinosaur named bobby.

erika gave me a angry rahoi last nigt.

by kyle lefebvre June 24, 2008

angry dragon of death

An angry dragon of death is when a girl is giving u head and ure about to bolw, you shove her head as far down your cock as possible and make her gag, wen she gags she will vomit and and the vomit will be most likely orange representing the fire of a dragon. Once she has stopped vomitting stick ure cock back in ure mouth and u will recieve the look of the dragon of death.

I gave this chik the angry dragon of death last nite, im am now scared to ring her back.

by soonbo August 15, 2006