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Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
by GregOwens May 5, 2013
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Angry Video Game Nerd

James Rolfe/James Rolf. The name is often shortened by the AVGN or even The Nerd. He is formally known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He plays the most shittest games in mankind and uses the most absurd amount of profanity. He loves (surprisingly) the Contra series and the Street Fighter series. He reviews shitty games, and only shitty games, and may even get to the point where he shits on the cartridge/and/or destroys it in a way. The theme song is played by an amazing guitarist named Kyle Justin.
I'll never get tired watching the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos!
by MisaTange July 6, 2009
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Angeline

A totally cool awesome girl who everyone thinks is blonde but secretly, is not. She's usually a stunner in face and body but it's her amazing humor and wittiness that completely wins guys over.

This girl ain't a quitter, is sneaky when she needs to be in order to get things done. Mischief suits her well. And can she fight with the fists and the words! Angeline will get bogged down in life by bozos who associate her with that ho-bag Jolie and her United Nations gypsy pack and even the billboard blond who butchers the spelling as Angelyne.

The best advice to give a Angeline is: Take it all in stride, because you'll eventually surpass them all. No foolin'.
guy #1: Damn that girl is fly!

guy #2: That's 'cause she's Angeline

guy #1: Ooh I'm gonna get me a piece of Angelina

guy #2: (irritated) Dude theres no "uh" at the end

guy #1: Whatever she's so pretty I'ma call her Angel

guy #2: (SUPER PISSED) Why the fuck would you do that when her name is Angeline?! Don't fuckin' shorten it! Ugh you're such a fuckface

Angeline: Yeah you're a fuckface
by TheAvengingUnicorn March 6, 2010
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Dirty Angelica

When you are blessed by the grace of the universe with intercourse from a women who appears to be out of everyone’s league. Sex with her is so angelic that all you see around her is white light. Sex that’s not dirty at all. Making love to an angel on earth. Sex so good that you wake up to birds chirping outside your window & you realize that you have found god & that she is a woman.
“I want to say that she is a dirty Angelica but using the word dirty to describe her feels like a sin...”
by Dirty Day-Day April 30, 2020
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Hood Angels

A group of drunkards that you will usually find laughing, yelling, singing, rapping and fighting. They can usually be found stumbling down the streets of Plainedge, or gathering in public parks after dark. They indulge in massive amounts of Bud Light, Taco Bell, and the Ying Yang Twins. With a fistfull of Irish Pride, and, of course, a cold Bud Light, the Hood Angels will always find, or bring the party.
The Hood Angels: moepac, ray-z, dr. kay, h to the izza, bwoods, slim caity, gibney

the core.
by bwoods November 5, 2006
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Weeping Angels

A murderous assassin who will kill you the instant you turn away or blink.
Weeping Angels are from the TV show Doctor Who. These monsters kill anyone who looks away or blinks.

"Dont Blink, blink and you die"
by JayeLay December 23, 2012
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angeltits

A devine rack, that even God, Yahweh, Kamii-Sama, Buddah, Vishnu, can be proud of. Perky Nips No Sag No Cover Fees, ladies drink free before 10.

Used as a noun, trust me on this -_-
by Shadizzy June 15, 2003
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