by XXKILLAGORILLAXX June 24, 2008
Get the Dollas Texasmug. The worst "city" in the great state of Texas. Located in a dry county, this is a great place for families and retirees but one of the worst cities in America for young single men. One of the adverse side effects of living in this city for an extended amount of time is that an unhealthy increase in masturbation is observed in 73% of the population. It is also located in Bible country, which is contradicting due to the fact that God would never create such a horrible place.
Man 1: Where did Jack's company relocate him to?
Man 2: Tyler, Texas.
Man 1: Oh man that sucks, he must be jerking it like five times a day now.
Man 2: Tyler, Texas.
Man 1: Oh man that sucks, he must be jerking it like five times a day now.
by Gkors March 8, 2011
Get the Tyler, Texasmug. You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket
by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009
Get the Texas Hotpocketmug. Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".
DD: Where have you been?
CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.
CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.
by C.C.What December 16, 2011
Get the Decatur, Texasmug. by kennnnnn May 10, 2007
Get the texas hamburgermug. by WinampLlama August 12, 2009
Get the Texas Curbstompmug. A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.
Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.
by TexasRuby November 22, 2011
Get the Texas Blumpkinmug.