Air seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

air step

When you think there is another step but there isnt and you end up stomping on the ground.

I stepped on an air step amd dropped my books!

by ryanthek1d2 December 23, 2014

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

air blow

a gesture that resembles the performance of fellatio.

I knew she was kinky when she gave me an air blow from across the room.

by jimbanner June 21, 2016

Air Bomber

When you randomly Air Drop a photo to anyone with an iPhone that you don't know

We took a selfie of our junk
Air bombers all over the bar
It was hilarious

by Clvgrl78 April 19, 2015

air travel

Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.

"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."

Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020