Abe

Drives a slow as V6 Mustang, has a tiny dick, and gets no play. Also suspected of having sexual relations with his car and dog.

You’re such an Abe

by Slimy Horse Cock September 9, 2021

Tractor abs

Deep abstract stomach muscles.

That man has tractor abs because they don’t look like regular abs. They’re more abstract.

by Deepration September 24, 2021

Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)

When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

abs

an emo girl who's got a fat arse and whose birthday is March 1rst

omg is that abs? yeah you can tell because she's a hot emo

by hotpot2222 February 28, 2022

ab

bc

cd: its just an alphabet man

by RandomBoiOfDiscord February 28, 2022

Ab!

Just some random pro dude just telling ondra he’s not pro

Ab!: Ondra not pro
Ondra:no,am pro
Ab!:no am pro
And so on..

by Ab! June 21, 2021

Shinzo Abe Special

An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.

Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.

Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!

by EternalSoldier December 4, 2024