Alton NH

A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.

Person 1: Hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.

by #LoSeR# November 30, 2011

Noah Afton

Noah Afton is the husband of Michael Afton, they met in high school during a school science project. They became closer after that, Noah is a transgender male. They lost each other virginity at 16, Noah died a year later from drowning, he drowned from being Schizophrenic from being kidnapped by his EX-Boyfriend and r@p3d, after escaping he hallucinated being pushed by him into a lake, Noah can't swim. After Michael became 18 he went to SL (sister location) to find and free his sister when on his last night he was scooped by Ennard. Noah's soul had be transferred into Ennard after death. Noah is a fallen angel, he couldn't find his way into the after life and found his way into Ennard. Years later they got together again and got married. Noah became pregnant by Micheal because he was transgender. He is now happily married to Michael with three kids.

Hey who is noah?
noah? u mean michael aftons husband?
noah afton

by applecider___12 April 28, 2021

antonio

a hot sexy mexican who belongs to a betty.

"i love you antonio"

by B.M.G July 30, 2008

Anton

A fat autistic dog who thinks he's good at handball. Loves to suck the cool kids dicks, a lower class faggot. His flabs can crush a car but he is too busy crushing KFC meals. He also think he's smarter than Asians

Person 1 to person 2 "yo is jack here in this school today?"
Anton "HESA NOTE IN DIS CLASASE"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

astonia

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by PHAIZE January 9, 2004

Astonermy

The field of astronomy studied and accepted by stoners. The act of staring in to the sky commenting on how crazy the universe is while under the influence of marijuana.

Stoner 1: Lets go get baked.

Stoner 2: Yeah bro, we can do some astonermy.

by Dr. Psych September 21, 2013

Astonishgnf

Astonishgnf is a Shmexy omnisexual (gnfs favorite) Jojo Siwa Music listener, And my mutual 😩

Omg did you see that astonishgnf posted?
No I didn't!
How dare you go look at their post rn >:(

by Battnap July 8, 2021