Acting Left AF

When you're not acting right as an individual.

Person 1: Bro, I was acting left af last night.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Bc I wasn't right.

by UrBoiDipps August 22, 2018

The Act Right

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.

Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.

Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE

Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)

The Act Right: A gun.

People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.

by ItsNotCalledFreebreeze January 21, 2019

Freedom act

When a Male ejaculates on partners face punches them in the nose and chokes them turning thier face blue.

I gave my girl the freedom act last night.

by Beastdaddy69 February 1, 2019

Act like a Girl/Boy Day

It is a simple thing, every 10th of each month, we do a gender swap, boys act like girls, and girls act like boys, easy right? Wring the boys wll have a tough rule, they have drama to deal with, complaints, have to do their nails, have to look pretty for their boyfriend, boys get an easy one which is pee, poop, work, and sleep while we have periods.

Oh hey its Act like a Girl/Boy day
*Turns into a girl* OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP TYLER, NO ONE LOVES YOU... MY GOD BOYS ARE STUPID *One month passes* Hey boy wanna date?

Oh hey girlllll its time to act like a boy now! Nah, ima pee, shit, work then sleep.

by GreatBaconGamer June 1, 2018

Dog Act

Aaron James Crispino.

Your a Dog Act, AKA Aaron Crispino.

by Morganlladdddllalad June 11, 2018

Act the fool

This quote is similar to Ludacris' song "Act a fool", from 2Fast2Furious, which means "acting like a fool, in a desperate way" aka "last resort, trump card". However, this one means "act like a fool, while you're smarter than everyone else". Or in other words, "Trolling 101". It may be similar in some situations.... =)

"Act the fool" also means, in some countries, "fazer-se de parvo".

Crowd: "haha, that guy is such a tool! Let's make fun of him!!"
Guy 1: (thinking w/ a grin) "hehe.... they think I'm a fool. I'll show them!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man.... Act the fool..." (thumbs up)

by PTwriter September 28, 2017

Act of Michido

Attempting to get with a child that is either 12 years of age or less.

Alex: Oh no, Brian look. Tyrone is performing another act of michido.
Brian: Isn't that the 12th time this week?
Alex: I think its the 16th, he was going after a group when you were in the bathroom.

by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere March 21, 2017