Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.

Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple

by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017

Pineapple Slicer

where a monkey slices his shit into pineapples and shoves it into a Muslim's anus and violently rams his arm, with said pineapples, in a repeating motion until flowers grow in the Sahara Desert.

Joel: "Faggot, I'll kill you."

Chris: "Hey, slut, watch that mouth or I'll give you a pineapple slicer."

Joel: "But I'm not a Muslim."

Chris: "You will be.'

Joel: "What is this...I don't even..."

Chris: "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY..."

by niggabegoodsticks November 13, 2010

Pineapple Party

A party where males particularly Fraternity members pick out upcoming sorority members to have sex with

I hooked up with this chick I picked out at the pineapple party.

by Salvatore95 April 24, 2017

Pineapple Brain

A Creative and Intelligent Person. Someone with a high level of creative intelligence.

"Nick has a pineapple brain". "Nick is a real pineapple brain".

by Rob Tosh May 27, 2016

benefits of eating pineapple

makes your pussy taste good as fuck.

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple

by your bitch :) May 30, 2018

pineapple face mask

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face

I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask

by Brodskie April 9, 2020

upside down pineapple

The pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mail box by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party. Originally it was turned up side down in the individuals shopping cart. But pineapple popularity has made it accepts on clothes and other items. Swingers use this symbol to identify each other in public.

My neighbor left an upside down pineapple on my porch last night. I think he wants to swing.

by Starrydreams001 August 18, 2017