by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
Get the The Angry German mug.The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.
by Random Hero April 20, 2004
Get the German Pretzel mug.by jerry smalls October 4, 2007
Get the german kitchen mug.It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.
by mike wal mart February 6, 2008
Get the german cereal mug.When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
by One Hung Low November 9, 2007
Get the German Flare mug.A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
by pandabandana May 14, 2016
Get the german teenager mug.While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
Get the German Bobsled mug.