by Idaho Sell December 11, 2008
Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.
by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019
A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
by elspicyjack June 18, 2009
by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009