cotton candy

When you cum on her chest and she grabs your cock and swirls it around and then brings your cock to her mouth and sucks it off the candy stick

cotton candy

by cougar1969 April 04, 2010

rock candy

A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job

yo Paco did you give your girl some rock candy?

by Heat seeker! T.C.S April 15, 2008

Candy rain

Candy rain is semen from a man's penis.

Oh my god girl taste that candy rain! Yo you got candy rain all over your face!

by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

nigga-candy

Slang for fried chicken or in some cases watermelon.

Man is that some nigga-candy I smell?

by Mnasty November 04, 2007

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 05, 2006

hamster candy

Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.

Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."

by Air Peezy July 28, 2011