inbox me

What people say when they are to fucked in the head to know the difference between a message and where the message is stored.

Fuckhead: Just inbox me.
Normal person: Sorry what?
Fuckhead: You know, send me an inbox.
Normal person: *lose faith in humanity, delete, block*

by Hjjon January 22, 2011

dit me

1.a vulgar colloquial term which originates from the yellowness of all lands called Vietnam, meaning "fuck your mother". 2.Sometimes not used to cuss another person; instead it can form a habit where the person must start/end the sentence he/she is using with the term "dit me". 3.Also, if translated word for word, it can mean "fart on your mum".

1. dit me why did you eat all the pies?!
2. dit me your hair looks nice
3. 'how is "dit me" translated into english', said the non-vietnamese

by yellowbui July 21, 2006

Shoot me

Another way of saying sure, often used by someone disinterested and waiting for something interesting to happen.

Don't recommend actually saying this to someone with a gun.

Guy: Want me to sing the national anthem backwards?
Other Guy: Shoot me.

by toastedroaster May 20, 2016

Beyond me

When someone uses this phrase it means he/she does not know the reason behind something.

Me:Dude,I saw two hot chicks making out in the park, I wish I was a lesbian.

Dude:why women like us guys is beyond me.

by Flourine April 19, 2011

Fuck me

When I want you to take your big hard cock and ram me hard and fast until I'm shaking and squirting

Oh yeah baby!!! Fuck me!! A-Ah~ deeper!!! Ah yes!! Ooh.. ah! Right there! Fuck me!!!

by GummiTheDeliciousBitch December 28, 2016

Adopt Me

A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.

-Hello, your pet is so cool. Can you adopt me?

-HAHAHA poor noob I will never adopt you

by SaltyMushroom December 5, 2020

ft me

This phrase simply means face time me

Hey Ryan you should ft me.

by Yojida December 3, 2016