the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.

I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing

by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.

"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"

by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023

bless it be

A universal energy of putting your upmost faith into the universe’s hands.

i am divinely guided guarded and protected by spirits of the highest love and light, bless it be

by universal consciousness May 31, 2021

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

blessing an ass

the act of ejaculating onto an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?

by assgod6969 May 24, 2017