good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

bless

bless is your no1 bitch . he has weird toes , and is acc very leng . bless could get anything he wants from you , he as two bestfriends with the letters j & c . he acts gay with them , and will lie if he don’t wanna be out wit you

bless has weird toes

by phatbackhoe. January 9, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

bless it be

A universal energy of putting your upmost faith into the universe’s hands.

i am divinely guided guarded and protected by spirits of the highest love and light, bless it be

by universal consciousness May 31, 2021

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023