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No Nut Year

So basically you can not nut for a whole year straight, but it is in chronological order. The year must be even, as it will start every time it is even. If the year odd for example (2023 to 2025), then you shall not be able to do it in order. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS EVERY YEAR. The challenge will only end when it is pass new years and when it hits the odd year. (December 31, 2022 to Janurary 1st, 2023)
"Aw man, not again. Why oh why! Not No Nut Year!"
by Founder of No-Nut-Year May 16, 2023
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slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility
woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”
by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023
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nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.
Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."
by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023
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Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit
Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3
by WeaveEater May 25, 2023
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Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
I love eating a good left nut!
by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023
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Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing
by Fuckname May 25, 2023
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Deez Nuts

A males body part in the lower torso area.
Ex:

Billybobby: Look at deez nuts!

Bob: Yummy!
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