Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved

Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’

by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025

The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

fx 991 ES PLUS

its a calculator you probably used in school.

guy: i love fx 991 ES PLUS
guy 2: me too bro

by FlopLikeMonke November 12, 2025

This Is Martin Plural

A phrase that originated when edgelord Snappedlegs sent online user Rick a video call of a man named Martin performing an explicit spoon-related act, then followed it with the message "This is Martin Plural" The word "Plural" entered the meme after newgen grey Berkfulm3D accidentally wrote "Just get banned 109 times bro, plural"instead of "brutal".

Rick: "Who the fuck is this?"
Snappedlegs: "This is martin, and we need to talk pal. This is Martin Plural"

by UltimateAryan November 14, 2025

Skinny snorkel pluh punkage caca

This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.

"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BEING A SKINNY SNORKEL PLUH PUNKAGE CACA!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Caged and plugged

You're super focused or locked in

Caged and plugged at the pumpkin patch

by FujoShinsplint December 18, 2025

Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025