Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Monkey

A racial slur used mainly against African Americans. This was used mostly in the 1950's comparing African Americans to monkey's.

Did you see that monkey? He totally whiffed that free throw.

by Barniclebunch March 8, 2022

Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 26, 2021

Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

by RCO123 December 24, 2019

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

Flipping dat monkey

"Flipping monkeys" refers to a spontaneous, bold, and often reckless action taken with little regard for the consequences, similar to a "full send" moment.

1. flip monkeys, bag hunnies, and get moneyyy

2. I am flipping dat monkey right now

by FlippingDatMonkey69 November 2, 2023