Taste the Baby 

Performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Big Daddy went for a steak dinner with his girlfriend and then went home to taste the baby.

Taste the Baby by mclover2 May 6, 2009

Basketball Baby 

A basketball baby is someone who shows extreme stupidity. The term refers to someone who has experienced brain loss due to being dropped on their head.

Mortak is such a freaking basketball baby.

Basketball Baby by Jeremy Shepherd January 28, 2008

Matter Baby 

My girlfriend thinks this a cute phrase and considers it very adorable.

“you are my matter baby 🙈”

Matter Baby by BigBrownDick786 May 20, 2020

precious baby 

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).

(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.

precious baby by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

water baby

Term for a large-nostril black person. their nostrils are so large they can be under water and still breathe, like a hippopotamus.

Hey Tyrone, why you such a water baby, your momma hold you under water too long?

water baby by boyzinblu January 19, 2010

Disco Baby 

A baby that is created by the actor/actress of a porn film during the making of a scene.

Franks Mom was a porn actress about a year before he was born, he's probably a disco baby.

Disco Baby by doogie_yuma November 11, 2010

queef baby 

1.the afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck. a little bastard with two mothers which usually look butch, have mullets, or any other manly features.
2. when two lesbians are beaver rubbin and one somehow gets impregnated.

1. butch and bitch have a queef baby
2. hillary and carol were beaver rubbin and carol queefed into hillary's beaver and two weeks later hillary was sick... come to find out, she was impregnated with a lil bastard queef baby

queef baby by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006