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Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”
by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021
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Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019
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Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.
Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh
by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025
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movie friend

Two people who spend time together watching movies and having sex, yet when feeling are involved they hide behind their bold ways. In the end, they depart due to lack of commitment and miscommunication. They point blank want sex and feelings without a commitment.
1). I am chilling tonight with my movie friend. You know, the one other by the shopping plaza. 2). My movie friend and I are going to the park with the kids.
by Movie Friend February 6, 2018
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Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.
Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020
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The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.
The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!
by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021
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Family and Friends

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.

Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
by anonymous March 28, 2023
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