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stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's
When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.
by Modern Women January 3, 2026
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Slobbering Time

Kink where rocks are shoved up a man/woman's anus while they make out
"Come here ya big goofball! Its slobbering time!"
by BigBeaner28 January 9, 2026
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Thought evolves over time

And in addition to being an aggregation and amalgamation of plot points sliding across a timeline, the aggregation and synthesis of thoughts (my own and other people's), the fluctuations of my emotions, and the changes to myself that I choose not to make across that same timeline. And I am doing so at a very specific locality. One that cannot overlap with anyone else. I can get reeeeeal close.
Hym Iam "And thought evolves over time. My thinking evolved. And though my emotions may fluctuate in a manner that some would consider irrational, I still the one who was thinking what I was thinking, doing what I was doing, and I was doing it where I was."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2026
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right place, wrong time

1.
Usually, the word; "right place" refers to whom a person is or a place (etc. that's refers to an object) where it accurate where it should be. But the word; "wrong time" purposes a falsely schedule that isn't suppose to be on time where it should be then or now.

2. "right place, wrong time" can also be refers to song includes a word on it in the chorus part of the song titled Ready/Problems by Boy Pablo. The word "right place, wrong time" can be refers to him and her partner is at right place to begin a relationship together. However, they're in the wrong time causing them having a problems relationship which they can't stay together forever.

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Boy Pablo: Boy Pablo is the indie pop music project of Norwegian singer songwriter Nicolas Muñoz inactive since 2022 due to health problems according to the internet."
Boy: Will You bocome my girlfriend?
Girl: Well, let's just say - we at the; "right place, wrong time".
Boy: stfu i don't understand your idiom or sum shit just accept me already
by IlikeBoyPablo January 14, 2026
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Q Time

Short for Queue Time. The time which you and your others decide to finally hop on something. For some, this time is a rarity, and for others it's quite ubiquitous. A cohesive Q time will make you feel powerful, while a bleak Q time will leave you feeling like you pibby glitched.
Jamal: Yall Ready For Some Q Time?
Samir: Sorry man, I have to go take my dog out...
Kevin: I'm Gooning, Maybe Later.
Jamal: Why Does Everyone Hate To Q!?
by goonerism January 16, 2026
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One More Time!

a LIE. When your drum major/band director decides to not be satisfied with the band's "final" run through.
Drum Major/Band Director: "All right band, One More Time!"
Band: "Oh god, not this again."
by MoneyFi$h November 22, 2021
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Astro Time

Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.

After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?

E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.

This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.

(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro

"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
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