sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

ONE RED CAR

i literally cant be any more specific.

How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!

by Mr. Some1one November 7, 2018

The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

bone one out

When two people of consensual age get together for mutually agreed upon quick intercourse.

Hey girl let's go bone one out.

by Kildopan July 17, 2017

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.

baby one, come this way.

by littlefeez August 4, 2017

Administration Unit Number One

The first admin, or the most important.

"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"

by LunarLucario August 26, 2017