monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018

Monkey

A monkey is a brain dead human who has no semblance of human personality

James Abuan is a fucking monkey, nO cAp

by alogarithm March 31, 2020

The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

by Gaymur September 23, 2019

african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 2, 2022