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Penis

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017
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Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023
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Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.
by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017
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your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.
by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022
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Penis

A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt
Damn that guy has no underwear on and you can see his tiny penis!
by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018
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Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it
Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
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