Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

Monkey-Man

Monkey-Man is a man that climbs trees, eats bees, and full of fleas. He loves nutella filled banana's and is loved by all the girls on spinchat. Most won't admit that.

Monkey-Man is that man.

by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023

Boom Boom Monkey

Racists Term for a Muslim man

Your a fucking boom boom monkey

by Shtboxslider November 20, 2022

Monkey Shaker

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.

“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”

“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”

by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022

Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023

Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.

"look at that dirty rope monkey climbing on the wall!"

by Darthcali August 18, 2017

Nitrous Monkey

An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul

Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.

Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.

"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."

Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!

by Bassheads Inc. June 4, 2020