go righty

When a left handed person is forced to masturbate with his right hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

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to-go

When you're significant other is actively leaving and you give them a little sloppy toppy for the road.

Alex: Babe, I don't have time right now, I really need to go
Jock: Don't worry i can give it to you to-go!
Alex: Smiles consentually!

by Togolover123 March 22, 2025

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going jamaican

Slang for dining and dashing, a play on ‘going dutch’ Usain Bolt style.

Waiter: “Are you guys all on one tab?”
Guy 1: “We’re going Jamaican so it doesn’t matter.”

by muddigutz February 16, 2024

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GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU

What Inspector Gadget says to kill goku instantly

Goku: wait, you're the guy who's gonna fight me?
Goku: i am the strongest character in fiction. No one can ever defeat me with my-
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU
Goku: *dies*

by GenieTheDude April 29, 2024

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Go Woke

You better not me talking about ME going woke!

Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

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