Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

by Among_us November 8, 2020

ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019

Friend

FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE WITH YOU THROUGH YOUR WHOLE LIFE! SHE/HE WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK, FAMILY AND ANY PROBLEMS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE. YOU MIGHT JUST BE THAT PERSON TO SOMEONE ELSE!

YOU ARE MY NUMBER 1 FRIEND.

by DANIROW May 12, 2018

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Best Friend

give money

best friend 1: hey give me money
best friend 2 : ok

by swegs October 12, 2017

Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022