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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
mugGet the Penis banmug.

penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh
yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts
by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019
mugGet the penis wartsmug.

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
mugGet the Penis hourmug.

Penis

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
mugGet the Penismug.

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
mugGet the no hair on your penismug.

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
mugGet the ghetto penis enlargementmug.

Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.
Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!
by edasherr June 19, 2018
mugGet the Penismug.

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