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penis

by hiesjoe September 25, 2020
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penis

A long work connected to the genitals and belongs in ur mouth
I have a penis
by UrboiShrek69 March 29, 2021
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Peni

The plural word for "Penis"
"Woah, look at all those peni!"
by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021
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The Penis-Master

ARE YOU THE PENIS-MASTER!?!?
Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Penis

you already know what it means, why do you have to search it up!!!!
You are a Penis
by TYUGFCJYUGI^%&KUIGYFTY:OIUJN December 9, 2019
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Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.
Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
by StarMaple December 10, 2021
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Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby
Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby
by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017
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