monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010

Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 03, 2020

Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid

That Grapefruit monkey is an ass

by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022

salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt

Jack sparrow is a salt monkey

by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

Monkey Hunting

Monkey Hunting is a term used when a larger girl goes after a smaller skinnier guy

My mom when Monkey Hunting last night

by 2potatoman2 August 31, 2023

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 06, 2020

dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too

Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !

by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009