somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
Get the hairy hamish the chunky monkey mug.A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
Get the monkey bubble mug.a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023
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Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!
by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023
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Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023
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