When your partner goes outside with their lovely civilized friends and you decide to call her/him.
Person 1: Mommy, you forgot to take a poop on me in the morning.
Person 2:Who is this?
person1: its your boyfriend, you dummy.
person2:im on speaker.
person1:*farts* i like cucumber. *starts pregrancy*
Person 1: Mommy, you forgot to take a poop on me in the morning.
Person 2:Who is this?
person1: its your boyfriend, you dummy.
person2:im on speaker.
person1:*farts* i like cucumber. *starts pregrancy*
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Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
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