just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024

T-bag

Any person whose name starts with a t

My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag

by Unknown daddy 07 November 8, 2019

Tiny Shrivel Bag

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".

I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!

by Hstrykid May 9, 2017

HO BAG

Fugly bitch who walks around without cleaning her azz thinking she can get dick

That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by This ain't PSUEDO!! February 5, 2024

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Bag of Dicks

Literally just the worst.

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."

by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016

Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022