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super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
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choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
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The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
by Stan cockin December 20, 2018
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Spank The Monkey

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019
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A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
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