holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





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by Mark H September 30, 2004

I love you.

Saying 'I love you' shouldn't be said as a joke. When you really love someone, you'll know. They become the person you can't stop thinking about, the person you want to impress, the person that when you're w them you get butterflies in your stomach, the person that you look into their eyes & just get lost in them, the person you want to talk to everyday, the person that makes you read their text & smile for more reason. When you love someone, all you want to do is make them happy, their priorities come before yours. If someone's talking shit about the person you love, you'll knock em' out real quick. You'll respect them even when you're arguing. You'll give them everything you van just to make them happy, you would give them the world if you could. I know this bc I have a girlfriend of 10 months now, yeah I've had other relationships but none like this. she's my world, I would do anything for her & I'm more than happy to call her my girl & to say that I am most definitely in love w her.

A: I love you.
K: Hey baby, I love you too.
A: I love you more.

K: No, I am more than in love w you, so shush.

by 😎😘😈 July 22, 2016

The Carpal Tunnel of Love

This is what can happen when love goes on for too long. The relationship becomes strained, and painful. Coined by popular band Fall Out Boy.

Listen hon, we've been married for 45 years.

yea?

and maintaining this relationship has become difficult. we are heading through the carpal tunnel of love.

by dacalpha March 7, 2009

do you love it?

phrase made up by paris hilton and nicole richie. probably one of their only good phrases (well at least it's fun to say) haha

A (holding up a pair of jeans): do you love it?
J: loves it.

by pinkslips April 14, 2007

polish love hairs

Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.

L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.

by Lover of Polak April 19, 2010

kiwi peanut love

The kind of bond people search their whole lives for. this love is what completes lives. A relationship that has intense struggles but overcomes with tremendous strides. The people involved in this type of love are eachothers best friends and will have the best looking children ever. the couple that has kiwi peanut love will change the world. kiwis and peanuts arent the same at all but thats what makes their love so special! A bond made to last and the best once in a lifetime blessing that anyone could ever dream of!

wow look at them they totally have that kiwi peanut love!

by k-dubb6 October 16, 2008

platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

by morgan November 27, 2004