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show me your teeth

ie. 'show me what you got' in terms of oral sex

coined by lady gaga's song 'teeth', in which she sings: take a bite of my bad girl meat, show me your teeth
Lisa: show me your teeth, Ben
Ben: really?! i did it last week, do i have to do it again?
by davewooo March 12, 2011
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Me Hoy Minoy

To klarify Yungn definition, its the sport we play when we run around at 2 am with the banana klips and drummies lookin for summun to knokk off the atlas. All is Well
Falsities chekk
"You ever play Me Hoy Minoy?' - 1. Chekking
"Koulda gone pro" - 2. Korrekt
"(Anything else)" - 2. False
by H.N.I.C. K.A.B. March 9, 2020
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Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro! From a john kerry q&a when one student started asking questions and going a tad rampant with them in which the cops tased him.
striketh me not with yon lightning box brethren. Striketh me not with yon lightning box!! I madeth no offence!!! Alack! Alaaack!!!!(Don't tase me, bro in medieval times)
by Justin Swatloski July 20, 2008
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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
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Bend Me Over Baker

describes a girl of classy origin that doesnt like tradition, instead would rather have her head in a pillow, ass up...and thats the way she likes to...

yes bent over, hard and fast, thats is all.
hello, please can you bend me over baker!
by SassySofia February 1, 2010
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dont make me fart

when u laugh so hard that you fart and u just cant help it.
e.g.

elly (shes fat) says: im gonna go for a run this arvo

jack says: oh dont make me fart
by edizzle91 April 11, 2010
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Shop Me a Honda

To give someone a call. Meant to sound like "shout me a holla" but much cooler
Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: I might go to a party
Guy: Well if you do, shop me a honda
by dimelis_16 February 11, 2010
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