urban skills

Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.

Well, you’ve got some urban skills young fella. He took my seat before my butt left.

by Ploco3 May 18, 2018

Urban

A place, normally in America where the real isopods live.

Bobby: Where's that isopod from?
Timmy: I hear he's from that Urban neighborhood downtown from here.

by Kota Von September 10, 2018

urban dictionary

a place where people make their own defintions

"what does "POG" mean?"
"idk let me ask urban dictionary"

by man im dead August 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Sell outs.

Urban Dictionary sold out. They are now silencing entire groups of people after twenty years of their purpose to prevent the silencing of people.

by fhjdsghkmdshjfcvdjv bchjmvcbjn July 11, 2020

urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The word that you use when you are making your first urban dictionary definition

Friend 1: I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Make a funny definition about urban dictionary.
Friend 1: Wow that is so creative this is sure to be liked.
You: Bruh what

by Ur bad dicktinary March 30, 2020

Urban Froobing

The activity of searching urban locations for used condoms and slurping up the leftovers like a strawberry go-gurt.

He likes to go urban froobing in his off time.

by Wie r u gae July 10, 2025