Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

by Pizi March 13, 2020

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

Nut rat

Defined as a squirrel or chipmunk with an affinity for collecting food from a human's hand.

Alternatively, a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman, who will in all instances swallow.

I've got a couple of Nut rats, hanging out in my backyard, they are chill being fed out of my hand.

Alt: Chantal is nasty boi, that bitch a Nut Rat!

by xxXtabarnakXxx November 9, 2020

Dumb nuts

An idiot, a moron, someone who doesn’t listen, a know it all with no street sense, a pain in the ass who wants to run the show who has no experience, a bully who acts like a victim.

Hey dumb nuts shut the door and shut your mouth are you trying to get us arrested

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Nut Fog

The opposite of post nut clarity

Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you

Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.

by Kekeinthestreets August 5, 2024

Trojan Nut

cuck

Trojan Nut-When you've been cucking another man's girl hardcore and you're afraid you've gotten her pregnant, so you convince her to go have sex with her man unprotected so when and if the pregnancy comes up, you can argue it's not your kid

"Man I know you been fucking Steve's girl Raw, what if she turns up pregnant?"

"Naw man I'm way ahead of you, I made her go to steve a few times, if she comes up preggers, I'm gonna say it's not my kid."

by Biggest Chungus December 27, 2018