ASS CONFIDENCE

Ass confidence: More confidence than a proud gay man

Bro did you see that person walking naked down the street? That's what I call ass confidence

by Assfaced March 14, 2022

Ass Radar

When you know you need to do a “big job“ but you’re miles from home.

You know you can make it to your own bathroom, but as you close in on the last half mile the urgency increases. Ass Radar kicks in and knows you’re almost there.

Yeah, I almost crapped my car the other day. Ass Radar kicked in and overrode my will to reach the bathroom.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

Among ass

Among ass is a sussier version of among us. Among ass is comonly played among emo lactose intolerant furies. The game is played by taking a paddle and smacking it against the among ass of each furry. The game is one by smacking someone so hard they shart themselves due to lactose intolerance.

My among ass is so fat you can see it jiggle

by FATBROWNLOG March 21, 2022

Fiddle assing

Wasting time, doing nothing of any purpose.

We spent most of the day fiddle assing around.

by Ma Maw Holly March 23, 2022

ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.

Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

ass worker

Someone who is annoying and acta like a bitch

That boy is an ass worker

by YoungObz08 January 30, 2022

ass cheeks

the cheeks near your rectum.

produces turds.

you have some really big booty ass cheeks bro!

by General_Grape February 4, 2022