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The Urban Dictionary

Wanna hear a joke? The urban dictionary.
lmao u fucking suck at jokes
The Urban Dictionary by RedTheCat September 27, 2020

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary 

Definitions that are DEFINITELY not a joke.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Editors of Urban Dictionary 

A douchtardian race of liberals whose acceptance of content falls short of offending their swollen disposition.
I submitted a few definitions to the Editors of Urban Dictionary, and like the douchtards they are, they rejected a critical definition.

Upside down Urban 

A Upside down Urban occurs when your Urban Dictionary gets copied by someone else and gets accepted instead of yours.
That's just not fair! I just got Upside down Urbaned!

Chinging Urban Poptart 

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =]